Tuesday 1 December 2009

Something Fishy

MrMan5.5 and I have discussed fishnet stockings a few times recently, and I believe they are for prostitutes (although I bet in saying this, one of my friends is going to pop out of the woodwork and tell me how they love to wear fishnet stockings because they're so airy or something). Not to mention the fact that if you want to rob a bank and hide your identify, they'll make you look like a dork if you wear them on your head. I have rarely seen anyone wear fishnet stockings in public, and the only person I know who has worn some had to wear them for a cabaret. So I guess maybe I should adjust my opinion. Fishnet stockings are for prostitutes and cabaret dancers. Or if you're Shikamaru and you wear it as a shirt.

That being said, I am now the owner of a pair of fishnet stockings and all I can say is, why do they have to make my legs look like pineapples when I take them off? T_T