This post is rated R for sick content and adult features. Read at your own peril!
I was talking to QC last night, while Rangers and Ryan were waiting to play DotA, so MrMan5.5 told Rangers that he was going to the toilet so that I'd get time to speak to QC before the game started. After a while, Rangers asked me how long MrMan5.5 was going to be. I told him that I didn't know, and he told me to go and tell MrMan5.5 to hurry up, and give him a blumpkin to speed things up. Don't google that, by the way. Why do I say that? Obviously because I googled it. I don't know why, but I just can't help myself. If someone mentions something, I want to know what it is. There's just something about weird fetishes that makes me so curious. Partly because I wonder if people are actually turned on by this kind of stuff, but partly because I fascinates me that someone could come up with something like that in the first place.
And to answer your question, no blumpkins were given by me. -_-
From here on, it might get a little sick, so if you're sensitive, stop reading now!
I managed to find out what a blumpkin is from Urban Dictionary (always an awesome source of sickening stuff), but I couldn't stop there. There was also a blumpkin pie (which is a blumpkin while eating pie), and then there was.... Argh, it was sick! Anyway, it got me thinking about where sexual fetishes come from.
So there is this whole thing about how porn affects what turns guys on. They watch so much porn featuring guys ejaculating on girls, or girls having massive penises shoved into them, or girls swallowing enough cum to feed a starving African village in one video. So would a guy who has never seen one of those porn movies be turned on by doing something like that?
I think I've made a post about this before, but I asked Charmeleon why he likes it when a girl swallows after oral sex, and he said it feels good. That made no sense to me, because it's over, he has finished already, how could something after the fact affect it? I'm remembering back to some of the porn we've watched together, and he seems to like watching girls suck off a guy and swallow. Maybe it's just something he has been conditioned to enjoy?
This is going somewhere, I swear, it's 7AM, bare with me. OK, so if someone spent most of their teenage years watching a particular type of porn, then it makes sense that they'd be wired to enjoy that type of sex in real life. So where does the market for that type of porn come from? You have your standard, vanilla missionary position sex, which gets featured as softcore porn in movies, and I'm sure there is an abundance of in the hardcore porn industry to. Let's say that is the porn baseline. Then someone wonders, "Hmmm, I like boobies, maybe we should show more of them." So you get the same porn, only with a lot more focus on boobs. Then you get someone else who thinks, "You know, I already have a penis. I really don't want to see someone else's. And I like boobies" That starts the "lesbian" porn trend. After a while appears the, "Women can multitask, so they must be able to do many men at once" and well, you can probably tell where that's going... It starts with a "Bu" and ends with a "kkake".
So my question is, what line of thought leads to sitting a guy on the toilet about to take a dump, having a girl come in and suck him off, then having him cum in her face and dunk her head in the toilet?
Yes, I am a sick, sick person.
I was talking to QC last night, while Rangers and Ryan were waiting to play DotA, so MrMan5.5 told Rangers that he was going to the toilet so that I'd get time to speak to QC before the game started. After a while, Rangers asked me how long MrMan5.5 was going to be. I told him that I didn't know, and he told me to go and tell MrMan5.5 to hurry up, and give him a blumpkin to speed things up. Don't google that, by the way. Why do I say that? Obviously because I googled it. I don't know why, but I just can't help myself. If someone mentions something, I want to know what it is. There's just something about weird fetishes that makes me so curious. Partly because I wonder if people are actually turned on by this kind of stuff, but partly because I fascinates me that someone could come up with something like that in the first place.
And to answer your question, no blumpkins were given by me. -_-
From here on, it might get a little sick, so if you're sensitive, stop reading now!
I managed to find out what a blumpkin is from Urban Dictionary (always an awesome source of sickening stuff), but I couldn't stop there. There was also a blumpkin pie (which is a blumpkin while eating pie), and then there was.... Argh, it was sick! Anyway, it got me thinking about where sexual fetishes come from.
So there is this whole thing about how porn affects what turns guys on. They watch so much porn featuring guys ejaculating on girls, or girls having massive penises shoved into them, or girls swallowing enough cum to feed a starving African village in one video. So would a guy who has never seen one of those porn movies be turned on by doing something like that?
I think I've made a post about this before, but I asked Charmeleon why he likes it when a girl swallows after oral sex, and he said it feels good. That made no sense to me, because it's over, he has finished already, how could something after the fact affect it? I'm remembering back to some of the porn we've watched together, and he seems to like watching girls suck off a guy and swallow. Maybe it's just something he has been conditioned to enjoy?
This is going somewhere, I swear, it's 7AM, bare with me. OK, so if someone spent most of their teenage years watching a particular type of porn, then it makes sense that they'd be wired to enjoy that type of sex in real life. So where does the market for that type of porn come from? You have your standard, vanilla missionary position sex, which gets featured as softcore porn in movies, and I'm sure there is an abundance of in the hardcore porn industry to. Let's say that is the porn baseline. Then someone wonders, "Hmmm, I like boobies, maybe we should show more of them." So you get the same porn, only with a lot more focus on boobs. Then you get someone else who thinks, "You know, I already have a penis. I really don't want to see someone else's. And I like boobies" That starts the "lesbian" porn trend. After a while appears the, "Women can multitask, so they must be able to do many men at once" and well, you can probably tell where that's going... It starts with a "Bu" and ends with a "kkake".
So my question is, what line of thought leads to sitting a guy on the toilet about to take a dump, having a girl come in and suck him off, then having him cum in her face and dunk her head in the toilet?
Yes, I am a sick, sick person.
1 comment:
i think some guys are turned on by power and degrading women. I mean that thing about the toilet is just seeing how far they can push someone. I guess it makes you feel good that you can get someone to do something so disgusting for you and that you're in total control?
also, ppl get desensitised to "vanilla porn" and look for something new and exciting.
I have thought about this a bit too much... i'm off to erase that vision from my mind now.
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